Random things of randomness :D
I made myself some new patches today!
Cat sends an urgent fax.
you have no idea how much i’m laughing
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Poe kept interrupting my sentences, so I wrote, “Edgar are you fucking kidding me?” and Shakespeare replaced “fucking” with “hay rolling”
Emily Dickinson and Charles Dickens will fight if you put the word “Dickens” in the doc.
I am done.
Poe kept changing words so the sentences no longer made sense so I wrote “bitch please” and Shakespeare corrected it to, “qualling harpy please”
i started with the Bohemian Rhapsody and let me tell you i was not disappointed
Shakespeare changed ‘you little shit’ to ‘you little dung heap’. I think i’m going to start using that phrase.
i stopped typing for a while and Charles Dickens wrote “Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him”
Charles Dickens is telling me not to procrastinate, jfc
it makes the doctor’s speech from the rings of akhaten quite dramatic
Dickens kept changing “Ms. Dickinson” to “Mrs. Dickens” and she kept changing it back.
I CANT WITH THIS I AM DYING. Edgar Allen Poe would put insults in front of Shakespeare whAT
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
casual day vulcans are the best vulcans.
The things I would do to him are … illogical.
goodbye friends i am dead
/INHUMAN SCREECH OF SEETHING HORMONAL RAGE